Tomorrow is gonna be a good day

Today, in my mind, is simply a place holder for tomorrow. a planning day, if you will. In the morning, at 6:45 actually, i'm hopping on an audubon society boat (i'm on a mothereffing boat!)bound for pelican land. actually i don't know where we're going. BUT when we get there we will be banding baby brown pelican chicks. i have been advised to wear old clothes in case they vomit or poo on me, and this doesn't sway my excitement one bit. they aren't even very cute:


However, when they are all growns up they are very beautiful:


So, there's that. i figure its going to be amazing, and hopefully i will have photos of myself covered in baby pelican poo and grinning stupidly regardless.

tomorrow evening i have peeps coming over to my house for the first time. for....a dildo party. bah! hahah. not yo' momma's tupperware party. i have no idea how i got talked into it, but i'm having a sex toy party where someone comes and shows us ladies the goods. being a foul minded foodie, i will be preparing many dick shaped delights for the occasion. fun! there will NOT be photos from that. pelican poo is one thing, plastic penises quite another.